The true story of an actual date with a real person.

I walk to the upscale-ish restaurant/bar in my neighborhood, arrive exactly on time, belly up to the bar and order a well bourbon with a beer back. I'm wearing something cute but not risque; jeans, T-shirt, cowboy boots, leather jacket. It's a lovely evening, for winter. The door opens a few times and I keep turning to check. The third time, it's unmistakably the guy from the ad... 40 pounds heavier and a lot less attractive.

Adventures in vitreous painting

I'm teaching myself vitreous painting and so far it's been really fun, with some attempts turning out better than others... not necessarily in order of experience.

First attempt pre-firing:

post-firing:

Second attempt post-firing:

Third attempt pre-firing:

My Housemate's Shopping List

Sugar
Laundry soap
Canvas shoes
Cinnamon
Bobby pins
Chinchilla sand
Bubbles
3 Miniature composition books
Mothballs
Lithium battery
Film

A Horny and Virile Rain God

Aspiring Supervillain Seeks Sidekick

I sure hope they like tentacles.

Reply #1:
Is crocheting nooses considered a "dark craft?"
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Reply #2:
Hi
So i have a degree in mechanical engineering, and working on my Phd in aviation science and have my lic. to fly helicopters to get on place to another to take over the world!
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Reply #3:
Hm. I am looking for a raven-haired hench-babe.

I am literally running out the door to a wedding (not my own) and must deliver merely these too-brief remarks, and a picture.

Today, we got chicks

Holy shit they're SO CUTE!

The children have given them the somewhat dubious names Cow, Fudge, and Miss Fuzzycheeks.







Ostara 2009

I invited a few people for dinner. Somehow, this ended up happening.

My happy little family.

We found things in the dumpster.

Bellydance pics

Some pics of me in my old bellydancing getup. I have new getup now. Also I am fatter.

B painted me

Here is a picture of his painting.