Uniporny

Noooooooo It's unicorns and jewels and pizza!

The Hole

A journey into the deep

















My unbearable visage

PHEAR ME!

HAPPY HAM-O-WEEN!

My friends came over, we went trick-or-treating, and also we drank alcohol while the kids got cracked out on candy.

Hot dog + Abraham Lincoln in a tutu




Whore

Madonna

That's right, look innocent

It does not get any better than this



Poodle Guy

Sparkle Pony














Yule Fun!














Terribly Unflattering Images of My Friends and Family















Gross knee wound

In June I bought a really cute covered casserole dish from Overstock.com. I am horribly addicted to Overstock.com and have purchased much rad stuff from them! Unfortunately, on December 21st when I was hosting a huge dinner party, I removed this cute casserole dish from its safe haven in my cupboard, filled it up with chopped carrots, yams, beets, celery, and potatoes, drizzled it with oil, tamari, and balsamic vinegar, and then impetuously lifted it from the counter to put it in my oven not four feet away. That was when this cute red casserole dish crumbled to pieces in my hands: