My friends came over, we went trick-or-treating, and also we drank alcohol while the kids got cracked out on candy.
Hot dog + Abraham Lincoln in a tutu
That's right, look innocent
THE SPIRIT OF HAM-O-WEEN!
I don't know, she's always like this
Tim examines his beer
Brian looks AWFULLY HAPPY
Carlos, also, having way too much fun
The doll requires that I back off with the camera before she shanks me
Jolly woodcutter and wife
We locked the children in the basement
The doll continues to menace
Doll and tard strike up a romance
Pan's getting fiesty
HI I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY CUPCAKES
The Devil, clearly plotting
Is Cori flipping me off???
Moxley, looking fine
Charles begins his massage rampage
WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE MICHAEL DOUGLAS? That's just not right.
Pan is liquored up
I don't really know what's going on here
Obligatory group shot
Bettie's about to get slapped silly
Oh no she di'nt
Charles hypnotises his second victim
Beaf is... OH GOD HE'S TONGUING A HAMMY APPLE
Look! B is a witch because he is wearing a witch hat!
Rowan is a giant squid, also BEST COSTUME EVER
Ophelia has finally broken Beaf to saddle
I think she's looking for more candy corn
B and Moxley survey the kitchen
O NO CHARLES IS MOVING IN ON A THIRD!
Hi honey, are you drunk yet?
Rowan, about to administer a vicious paper plate beating to the doll, because she hates dolls
They seem to be assessing the situation
CREEPY GROUP HEAD MASSAGE
A somber moment
Slightly out of focus
I can't believe it! He got me too!
HOW DRUNK IS LK?
It's all right, we're kin
LK finds a treasure
Squid + Bettie Page hug = tentacle porn
Casey explains about the largest cupcake ever
Tanq is almost full of candy corn
Dog + wig != tentacle porn
THERE IT IS O GOD THE TENTACLE PORN!
The doll is exactling revenge on Charles by assimilating him into her twisted doll kingdom
LK is ready for Florida
Pan, likewise, prepares for a trip to Miami
And LK was off the next day to Miami Beach, where she did a lot of shopping and did terrible but memorable things to two frat boys, Brent and Chad, who eventually dropped out of school and opened a New-Age crystal store in Olympia, Washington, where most of their stones were purported to be blessed by a channeled "spirit" named Linda, of dubious creditability. The reality was that the crystal store was a front for a huge black market Cuban hat import racket.