My friends came over, we went trick-or-treating, and also we drank alcohol while the kids got cracked out on candy.

Hot dog + Abraham Lincoln in a tutu

Whore

Madonna

That's right, look innocent

Bettie page

THE SPIRIT OF HAM-O-WEEN!

I don't know, she's always like this

Tim examines his beer

Brian looks AWFULLY HAPPY

Carlos, also, having way too much fun

The doll requires that I back off with the camera before she shanks me

Jolly woodcutter and wife

We locked the children in the basement

The doll continues to menace

More whore

Doll and tard strike up a romance

LOOK OUT!

Pan's getting fiesty

HI I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY CUPCAKES

The Devil, clearly plotting

Is Cori flipping me off???

Moxley, looking fine

Charles begins his massage rampage

WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE MICHAEL DOUGLAS? That's just not right.

Pan is liquored up

I don't really know what's going on here

Obligatory group shot

Bettie's about to get slapped silly

Oh no she di'nt

Charles hypnotises his second victim

Beaf is... OH GOD HE'S TONGUING A HAMMY APPLE

Some attitude

Look! B is a witch because he is wearing a witch hat!

Rowan is a giant squid, also BEST COSTUME EVER

Ophelia has finally broken Beaf to saddle

I think she's looking for more candy corn

B and Moxley survey the kitchen

Seeing double?

O NO CHARLES IS MOVING IN ON A THIRD!

Hi honey, are you drunk yet?

Rowan, about to administer a vicious paper plate beating to the doll, because she hates dolls

They seem to be assessing the situation

C'mere

CREEPY GROUP HEAD MASSAGE

A somber moment

Slightly out of focus

Nice hair

I can't believe it! He got me too!

HOW DRUNK IS LK?

It's all right, we're kin

LK finds a treasure

Mood shot

Conversation shot

Squid + Bettie Page hug = tentacle porn

Casey explains about the largest cupcake ever

Tanq is almost full of candy corn

Dog + wig != tentacle porn

THERE IT IS O GOD THE TENTACLE PORN!

The doll is exactling revenge on Charles by assimilating him into her twisted doll kingdom

LK is ready for Florida

Pan, likewise, prepares for a trip to Miami

And LK was off the next day to Miami Beach, where she did a lot of shopping and did terrible but memorable things to two frat boys, Brent and Chad, who eventually dropped out of school and opened a New-Age crystal store in Olympia, Washington, where most of their stones were purported to be blessed by a channeled "spirit" named Linda, of dubious creditability. The reality was that the crystal store was a front for a huge black market Cuban hat import racket.