I sure hope they like tentacles.

Reply #1:
Is crocheting nooses considered a "dark craft?"
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Reply #2:
Hi
So i have a degree in mechanical engineering, and working on my Phd in aviation science and have my lic. to fly helicopters to get on place to another to take over the world!
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Reply #3:
Hm. I am looking for a raven-haired hench-babe.

I am literally running out the door to a wedding (not my own) and must deliver merely these too-brief remarks, and a picture.

over here: 41, single and unattached, no children. I'm established, yet dastardly; mannish, yet fashionable; a friend of textiles; ever the top, and always ready for that, yet more charming and funny than this note implies.
Oh. I live and work downtown.
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Reply #4:
I would love to experiment sexually with you. Give me a call sometime soon, Greg 503-###-0635.
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Reply #5:
I don't know about the sidekick-henchman part but how about someone with welding/fab skills? The adventure part is also very appealing. I am probably more mature than you are looking for but what-the-hell, nothing ventured is nothing gained. I am a 56 year old widow of 10 months after a 31 year marriage. Women my age seem to have tons of baggage and an unwillingness to try new things. They are also showing their age and many have told me my age is hard to pin, with most guessing younger. I am not a dirty old man but my desire to love and be loved has not been diminished by time. I will send a pic but CL doesn't like to send large files so I will have to wait for your response/request. That is enough to let you know if there may be more or not. Hey let me know.

Reply #6:
do you have to capture me a turn me evil first? (i'll pretend I'm not already)

I am an Indian from the future I can't tell the difference betweentrash and art; making perspective light art and deciphering the prism 7 tonal language. I'm left handed and that makes all my natural intellectual dwellings in the right hemisphere of my head but on the wrong side of the right world.

my fasionista instincts come from my underworld aesthetic eye, plucked from the costume designer for Connan the barbarian

i do have a henchman A for legged ten pound grey ball of terror, bob is a fucking monster (little bunny)

I am an old 22 with a deceivingly hot Greek body (no evil disfigures ) evil confidence and evil ideas.

but you truly sound like a dynamic energetic amazing fine smart women
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Reply #7:
side kick

Im ur side kick 360-###-7149
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Reply #8:
re supervillaness

Hi

I have been looking for you and I am waiting to explore the unknown with you..that's if your not all mouth.. as they say these ladies aren't afraid of exploring what normal people would not want to quit there day job over...I like your ad but I am wondering are you really as hot as you claim to be...
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Reply #9:
Here's a link to my Craigslist posting,

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/m4w/1129339349.html (men seeking women)

Thanks,

-Lee
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Reply #10:
Hi,

I'm interested in the position... I'm in NE also. Mechanical engineer. We could do many geeky things together... lol... I'm very honest so whatever you want to know just ask.

Peace,
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Reply #11:
Hey there;

How about just a old fashion dinner and drinks kind of date?
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Reply #12
i like your sense of humor! do you hold your pinky to your mouth and call everything "evil"? do you have an "evil scientist laugh" when you find something amusing? when things aren't going your way, or better yet, when someone isn't listening, do you shout "silence!"?

i'm 39 (also in NE Portland), but i think i'm more the mild mannered type, that still needs his boiling point to be peaked before he turns to the villainess ways.

I would love to see your costume design or ideas.

6'2" (blonde/blue) clean cut, no tattoo's, no piercings, non-smoker, no drugs. just an active imagination (which i hear is important when becoming a worthy adversary against superheroes.)

Tentacles, huh? Are they......."evil" tenticles? (pointing pinky to the side of his mouth) Are they ill-tempered with lasers attached to the ends?

What about your hideout? Do you have a formidable lair, an impenetrable fortress, an effective base of operations?

Remember, don't get mad.... get even!

Best Regards,

Derek
Enemy of the State
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Reply #13:
YOU ARE COOL!
My job history is quite similar - mentorship available?
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Reply #14:
Scientifically Rigorous...Interesting

Nice post; well-written, creative and direct. Here's a bit more about me:

Single, 37, 6-0, blond, educated, attractive, intelligent,
professionally employed and own nice home in NE. Outgoing and confident
with the right blend of easy going and laid back. Clean cut,
well-groomed, polite, mannered and fun to be with. Sharp wit and
great sense of humor.

Broad range of interests and music. Free time spent on tennis court, golf course and at the coast with family.

Non-smoker / drugs but enjoy social drinks. Love a nice night on the
town as much as a quiet evening in with good dinner, entertaining
movie and nice bottle of red wine.

Pic attached, hope to hear from you.
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Reply #15:
And I LOVE tentacles...
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Reply #16:
pup tentacle

call pup tentacle and ask him how hes been, and find out, how the future is... 503 ### 3274
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Reply #17:
honey I'll be your sidekick any day, and you can be on top if you want. But yes i do like tennacles
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Reply #18:
I have to admit you are pretty darn funny, I'm Steve and I would love to join your cult!
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Reply #19:
Ah...Finally...Brillance...and dark2

Hi,

Happy Sunday!

Thanks MUCH for posting your pic and your thoroughly enchanting message. It's really sweet to see a postive,confident open face on my screen! So, here's me:

I'm 6'4", 30+, a fifth grade teacher at a pdx public school (having some flexibility with my schedule--aha, mid-week hikes, shopping at far and near locales, bed/breakfasts), and a guy who is looking to find a happy woman to share more happiness by developing a positive respectful friendship that could lead to lots of handholding (a turn-on for this guy), much kissing, maybe more. I'm smitten by your wordsmith skills, coy sentence construction...yet so full of aliveness...Bravo!

If this sounds like a pace that makes sense, then we should get together for a meal and a walk and see how chemistry unfolds, for while looks,etc aren't everything, they certainly are something (kinda like getting to first base for BOTH of us).

Again, thank you for your pic...it says much nice-ness about you.Hey, am absolutely gaga about your flowing tentacles...so hope you are smitten by handholding, finger kissing, and hairstroking...kissing all your tenacles over time...again, slowLY.

Attached are some recent pics capturing me at one of my outdoor passions, ww kayaking. Wishing you a good journey as you seek that special someone.

Awaiting, hopefully, your response...hey it's obvious I am sincere about meeting you so DO consider this sunny Sunday afternoon. There's even the Tulip Festival available to engulf our senses. So to the chase: my cell is 503-###-5185; save my from doing ALL my washing/drying routine :))))))))))))

Chris
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Reply #20:
Villian of sorts

Hello,
i just love your humor, or is it more sinister than that?
I also enjoy the fact that you top and bottom, what a perfect partner you can make. I hope you find that sidekick, and have a chance to interview the large part of your applicants.
I think I would be good for the position, as I am very open to supporting education, as well as continuing ed. i have a sense of submissiveness when it comes to a woman yielding phallus. And I also swap my charge when I am yielding mine.
I am swm, 6'0,199,dark hair,hazel eyes, clean cut, and dark complected. I enjoy life and romance. i am self employed and have only a few fetishes that are socially acceptable, and i desire a woman that has a few of her own for ongoing education.
I am clean and ddf, and i enjoy getting out on my days off.
if you have time to go meet and have a picnic and discuss your graduation plans, i would enjoy knowing that I may contribute to the demise of the world as we know it this day!
Please write back for a pic trade, and I promise to not send my head shot, just my bust shot, although some head maybe required, i am sure it isn't the first thing a Lady of your design wants to deal with at this time!
Thanks for posting your ad.
I will check mail periodically today, but if you would like to talk, please call my cell @ 503-###-1200
Thanks
Clint
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Reply #21 Larry
sidekick

Hello.My name is Larry I am a swm 47 in decent shape.Wether you may be ineterested in me or not I wanted to write that I found your ad entertaining and enjoyed it.Thankyou.Take care Larry
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Reply #22, "Ken":
You are a hottie, but are you real and is 45 too old?
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Reply #23:
hi ,

my name is david , i'm 39 --40 in 2 weeks , yuk :o)~,

i've never quite read anything so bold , though i doubt you have an evil ounce in you ....it was still very original and funny as hell ..

i'm a single father , a multi-trade journeyman ( fabricator/millwright ) . i'm one of those weirdo's that takes all those engineer's blueprints and makes them reality..

i weld all those funky alloys that make the best robots , i also do hydraulics , pneumatics ...

i am into metal sculptures , music , motorcycles ( i ride a harley ) , skiing , tatt's ..anything that raises the adrenaline a bit..

i have sole custody of my little girl , she visits mommy every other weekend and alternating holiday's ....

though i think my career as a supervillian ended 10 years ago ( i finally realized i was broke and tired of getting beat up by cops ) ..if you wish to take the lead ....

if my pic's interest you at all .....david
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Reply #24:
supervillain

Wow, What timing.
I am looking for a new supervillain? My last one is not a normal person.
I am a good evil sidekick. I am good with my hands and can help build anything you need.
I like to be on top or bottom. Do you like to take control?
brad
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Reply #25:
perhaps a very passionate Professor for you...?

My, that's quite a vita you've been assembling thus far in your career....and I can definitely see why you may be seeking someone of a certain caliber and endowment to fulfill and complement your intellectual meanderings and wants...and desires, such as they may be. And of the darkness that you so causally refer..and sociopathy...I know much...I deal with it every day..and with great humor and wonder...often about what we humans are capable of rendering upon one another....it is truly endlessly creative..is it not? Given something of a choice...the robot angle has a certain grand appeal...but what're you going to do?

So...I must say that you're posting piqued my interest...but it is also far too beautiful a day to be sitting here in front of my computer...and I won't be here for long. Here's some boring info about what I do....besides my being a well-respected college professor at a local hoity-toity college I'm also a clinical supervisor, social psychologist, author, and really function well with higher order quantitative statistics...the more abstract the better to my taste... perhaps of greater interest to you...I was also long ago a blues musician from Texas....and I can still play glass fingered slide guitar with the very best of them, if that matters a'tall. I still have a restless drawl I've been told...and stories about roadhouses and bars and clubs....and much more...Let's see..what else? Basic stuff first...53, 6' & 185...healthy & fit...NS..no drugs...no bugs or pathogens that I'm aware of....baggage is well in tow...no surprises....left-wing...committed and engaged activist in issues around equity, social justice...long divorced but married to my work in many regards...I like to laugh and talk and listen...museums...all sorts of music..sidewalks and mountains...deeply passionate....grounded in a mindful sort of way. And I like the smell and taste and presence of a woman..like to touch and be touched, hold and be held....great kissing..and I believe that great intimacy/sex is the result of trust, good communication, honesty...and, of course...the luck of chemistry..or not. As for exploration and adventure...I'm your man. Perhaps much of all things are dependent on such qualities. You sound as if you're quite familiar with the prediction of improbability...so my guess is that you're quite interested in all possibilities...are you not?

So..are you low drama...and reasonably sane? In some ways I hope not! I'm in Mt. Park....would you like to meet somewhere outside for a cup of coffee/tea and enjoy the sunshine together...and just see where it goes? I'm exactly who and what I say...

A very interesting photograph, by the way....

I hope to hear from you...soon...thinking about heading downtown...care to join me?

Dr. B.
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Reply #26:
mwuahahahahahahah!!!! and snicker

To dare to dream to find a villinous queen. Some one to raise the army of programmable zealots to do the hideous things planned for arch-nemesis and terrible rivals. Yes, indeed, there is such a place in this world for evil basket weaving and rigourous sexual scientific exploration. And to find someone willing to play the table tennis match of wits with me, what finer thing is this? Gold Finger has Miss Pussy Galore, The Joker has Harely Quinn, Lex Luther has..., I think he has a blow up doll, but the point being is that an intelligent,delightfully wicked woman is what all a Villinous, blackhearted, Chef such as my self could want(single, no kids).

I have travelled many horizons(ex-military, USN) I have seen the comings and going of several world leaders, including Gerald Ford(I am 35) and have wished doom upon them all for their spineless, insipid political maunverings, I am a vueyour into the lives of those simpering transients of the sweltering sespool that was call life(I enjoy reading and movies),

And as for tentacles, well we shall see who has the stronger demons at their beck and call.

Those who do not call me evil, do not know me well enough, and those who do know me well enough, know not to speak in my presence, lest they catch my attention....
Sincerely
Ken
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Reply #27:
henchman extraordinaire

Attached you will find a photo of a particularly loathsome villain in need of some collaboration to his scheming. Mud Man is known to inhabit the lowliest of places, arising from the muck to reek occasional havoc on mankind. Without a villain mistress his primary mischief is often dismissed. But he is capable of much more, it all being part of a master plan to take his local and regional notoriety to the national level.

As an amphious villain he has some experience with the tentacled swamp creature and is skilled in the mythical sexual arts practiced in his native Mudaria.

I have a day job in the macro-electricity level of energy and have worked for what is often regarded as the most evil of corporations in the modern era. It was in the employ of this beastly organization that I hatched the beginnings of my master plan. Someone capable of sharing this vision would be a most welcome addition to an accelerated time table of bringing it to fruition.

I'll be 37 next month and time is of the essence.

-C
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Reply #28:
Hi ,
I love your intelligence .Would you be interested in getting to know me .I am not educated like you but I know we would be great together .I am 43 years old ,single ,attractive and clean .
Chet
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Reply #29:
Hmmm... I've never given much thought to world domination, but why the hell not? I can appreciate a good evil scheme as much as the next guy.

I'm also 37, also a student at PSU - I just graduated, actually, with my BS in Math, but I'm taking a couple of classes this quarter. In the fall I'm starting my MS in Stats, so if we could have this conquering thing wrapped up by then, that would be peachy.

I do have to warn you, I smoke cigarettes and I have long hair. I know a lot of employers don't like those kinds of things...

I'm the dude in the yellow sweatshirt.

- Jim

Reply #30:
Hello,

I'm very intrigued by your ad. You also look like the kind of woman i'm looking for...dark and sultry.

I'm John and I'm currently living in Beaverton.
I'm 5'10", 162 lbs, 44, brown hair, blue eyes and can relate to your style and interests.

I have a dark side too and i'm interested in exploring it to the fullest.

I'm curious about your experimentation...it sounds like naughty fun.

here is a couple of pics for you.

drop me a line if i spark your interest.
Good luck in your search for a sidekick!

John
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Reply #31:
im 23 cute white male havepics call me 503###1315
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Reply #32:
how bout a catalyst?

i love your post :) i have been a closet anarchist all my life. i would love to bring the system to its knees and laugh as i watch the once self proclaimed do gooders fall to their own helplessness and eat each other lol huaa ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!
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Reply #33:
super

The world is yours!

I am a super hero... but opposites attract right?

I can definitely help you with you costume... as I have more than
enough capes for the both of us...
Let's devise something dastardly... shall we?

Amidst the endless soulessness of craigslist... you sound like a hero
to me madame.